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MONEY IS FAKE

A Manifesto on Collective Delusion and the High Priests of Capital

URGENT: Money is not real. It's a shared hallucination.
VCs are the priests who decide what we believe in next.

THE MANIFESTO

THESIS 1: Money Has No Intrinsic Value

In 1971, Nixon ended the gold standard. Since then, dollars are backed by... nothing. Just belief. Just faith that other people will accept this paper/digital number as valuable. It's pure collective imagination.

THESIS 2: Valuation Is Mass Hypnosis

A company is "worth" $10B because enough people believe it is. Not because of assets. Not because of revenue. Because a VC said so, and everyone else nodded. This is literally how it works.

THESIS 3: VCs Are High Priests

They don't "invest in companies." They CREATE VALUE by BELIEVING publicly. When Sequoia invests, they're performing a ritual that transmutes your idea into money. It's alchemy. It's religion. It's real.

THESIS 4: Fundraising Is Converting Belief

Your pitch deck is not a business plan. It's scripture. You're not selling a product. You're selling a NEW REALITY where your company exists and is worth millions. If they believe hard enough, it becomes true.

THESIS 5: The Delusion Must Be Shared

It's not enough that YOU believe. You need investors to believe. Then customers. Then more investors. Each layer of belief reinforces the reality. Eventually, the delusion becomes consensus. Consensus is reality.

THE PYRAMID OF BELIEF

GOD TIER: Fed prints money from nothing
HIGH PRIESTS: VCs decide what's valuable
BELIEVERS: Founders convince others to join delusion
MASSES: Customers exchange fake money for fake value

(click each level to reveal hidden truth)

FIAT CURRENCY = FIAT LUX = "LET THERE BE LIGHT"

Fiat: Latin for "let it be done" — money exists because authority declared it so.


The government says "this is money" and we all agree because the alternative is chaos. This is not sinister. This is just how human coordination works.


VCs do the same thing: "This startup is worth $50M" and if enough people believe it, it IS worth $50M. The price becomes real through consensus.


THE TRICK: You're not trying to build a "real" company (whatever that means). You're trying to build a company that enough important people BELIEVE in. Belief creates reality in markets.

VC FUNDING AS RELIGIOUS RITUAL

Traditional Religion VC Religion
Confession Pitch meeting (confess your vision)
Baptism Term sheet signing (welcomed into fold)
Communion Board meetings (sharing vision with elders)
Tithing Equity give-up (sacrifice for greater good)
Evangelism Demo days, launch events, press
Heaven/Hell Exit/Bankruptcy
Holy Text Term sheet, cap table
Prophets Marc Andreessen, Peter Thiel, pg

This is not metaphor. This is LITERALLY how it functions.

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PRACTICAL WISDOM FOR NAVIGATING THE ILLUSION

Understand the game: You're not building a company to "make money." You're building a story that people will believe in enough to give you their belief tokens (dollars).
Master the narrative: Your pitch is not facts and figures. It's a reality distortion field. You're selling a possible future where belief = value.
Find the priests: VCs are gatekeepers of belief. Their endorsement converts your idea from "some guy's project" to "legitimate startup worth $M."
Build actual value anyway: Yes, money is fake. But UTILITY is real. Build something people genuinely want. The belief becomes self-sustaining if the product delivers.
Accept the paradox: Money is fake AND you need it to build real things. The system is absurd AND it works. Both are true.
Use the leverage: If money is just belief, then you can CREATE value by changing minds. Your pitch deck is a reality-creation device. Use it.
Don't get lost in the illusion: Some founders believe their own hype too hard. Remember: valuation is fake until exit. Build real revenue. Belief alone is not sustainable.
The meta-game: VCs know money is fake. They're betting on who else will believe. You need to make them believe that OTHER people will believe. It's belief arbitrage.
FINAL TRUTH: The best founders understand money is fake
but act like it's real enough to build something that matters.

Dance between belief and reality.
This is the way.